I am trying to think of the worst movie I have ever seen (if not the whole way through) and equate it to the Mets' grounds crew. Howard the Duck? Jack and Jill? Bucky Lawson? Anything with Madonna other than League of their Own? That Mets ground crew so screwed over the Marlins this week. (I really don't fault them -- sure they don't make a lot of money. That's on NYM management.) In normal circumstances, this is fade central on Miami. But it's essentially a must win and Pittsburgh honestly might as well be starting Bucky Lawson or Madonna. Their primary is expected to be Kyle Nicolas, whose ERA is only slightly lower than the Columbia-Princeton football total that we already played.