So we have the Mendoza Line in MLB, which is hitting below .200. I'm aiming to get the (Marty) Maldonado Line part of the lexicon. I mean, bro is hitting .093. On the road, he's 3-for-38 with 18 strikeouts. His slugging is less than his OBP. Can't remember that from a non-pitcher. Marty Moose from Wally World -- I better not have to say what movie that's from and if you don't know, unfollow me on Twitter, LOL. "Sorry Folks!" -- would hit better in the Show. We are gonna lose one of these soon, but I'm on auto-bet.

Have to say that I don't love giving a half-run to Chicago simply because Toronto's offense is so bad. And the White Sox burned me good yesterday. But of course Eloy Jimenez is hurt again so that awful, awful lineup is even worse today -- who is Zach DeLoach!? Martin Maldonado is in there, but as of now we aren't getting his hit props. Jays starter Chris Bassitt generally is far, far better at home.