MLB | Miami 6 @ Washington 3 | 07/01 | 10:05 PM UTC
ANALYSIS: I was going to do some Fondue (I believe should be capitalized) tonight, but the Red Sox just irritated my bowels so cheese won't help. Unbelievable. I was pretty darn sure on that one. Ah, July baseball. So here we are. No Jazz Chisholm as we know for the Marlins and now Jorge Soler is out. Miami averages about 1.5 runs fewer with the Jazz (name your favorite jazz band or even have one and I will either send you a T-shirt or block you on Twitter). Pitching matchup favors the Nats with Josiah Gray. I'm just still irked so this may be an impulse play.