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No. 5 Tampa Bay vs. No. 12 Philadelphia
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On the surface, you'd think these two could be pals.
Sure, eagles aren't typically spotted on the shoulders of peg-legged pirates, but pirates and birds have a certain bond.
Not this time.
Swoop is a "wacky Eagle who excites football frenzied fans at Lincoln Financial Field" and does special events in the greater metro Philly area. Want Swoop at your wedding, he'll be there, as evidenced by these scandalous photos.
Then there's Captain Fear (no relation to Captain Crunch), a swashbuckler who couldn't even navigate the seas of Tampa Bay.
The Clearwater Coast Guard rescued the floundering pirate in 2000 and immediately made him an indentured servant to the Buccaneers. To ensure he’d never hit the high seas again, they plopped his pirate ship on a slab of concrete at Raymond James Stadium.
Captain Fear eats Falcons (which are like Eagles), and watch out Swoop, he also likes attending birthday parties.
Oddly, of all the pirate-themed films out there (Pirates of the Caribbean, Cutthroat Island, The Secret of Treasure Island, Bikini Pirates...), Captain Fear turns out to be a Little Mermaid sort of fella, which sounds bad, until you watch Swoop taking some haymakers from from 
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