162 predictions for the MLB season, some will be bold some will be obvious

The NL wins the All Star game
Prince Fielder wins the Home Run Derby
Yankees tickets will sell for absurd amounts of money online
Joe Torre wins NL manager of the year
Joe Girardi wins AL manager of the year
Yadier Molina and Kenji Johnjima win the Gold Gloves at C
Derrek Lee and Kevin Youkilis win it at 1st
Mark Ellis and Orlando Husdon win it at 2nd
Ryan Zimmerman and Mike Lowell win it at 3rd
Tulo and Orlando Cabrera win it at short
In the NL Andruw Jones, Felix Pie, and Shane Victorino win it in the outfield...
and in the AL Ichiro, Torii Hunter, and Grady Sizemore win it.
Greg Maddux and Jake Westbrook win it for Pitchers
Brandon Webb wins the NL Cy Young
C.C. Sabathia wins the AL Cy Young
Carlos Gomez wins AL ROY
Scott Kazmir will be the 3rd best pitcher on the Rays
AL comeback player of the year Travis Hafner
Nl comeback player of the year Andruw Jones
Ichiro leads the league in hits (232)...
...and BA (.345)
Dusty Baker doesn't give the young Reds enough playing time...
...other than Johnny Cueto and Edinson Volsquez, who each pitch 20 more innings than they should...
The Giants will try and trade off their aging position players...
...but no one will want Durham, Roberts, Visquel or Aurilla
Viagra uses Giants players in their new ad campaign
Dan Haren will be a disapointment for the Diamondbacks
But Brandon Webb will continue to pitch amazing
And Randy Johnson won't have more than 15 starts
The Rockies won't make it back to the World Series...
...they won't even make the playoffs
Chase Headley will not only be the starting Lf in San Diego for most of the season...
....he'll also win the NL ROY
Mark Prior doesn't pitch the whole season...
...but his ERA will still be low cause he plays in Petco
Carlos Zambrano will keep his cool for most of the season, and will be a better pitcher for it,...
...although he will serve a 9-game suspension for shoving the end of a broken bat into J.J. Hardy's pants
Alfonso Soriano will end up in the leadoff spot
Rickie Weeks will challenge levels of mediocrity by a 2b that have rarely been seen...
...but Ned Yost will leave him in the lineup because his backup is Craig Counsell
Ben Sheets will get hurt (hey I said some of them will be obvious)
Jason Kendall will allow more runners to steal than he has RBIs
Ian Snell will be top 3 in the league in quality starts...
...but still not record more than 12 wins.
Jason Bay's BA rises 40 points off of last year...
...and he hits 12 more HRs, but still strikes out 145 times
Miguel Tejada doesn't get deported
Carlos Lee hits 115 RBIs
Roy Oswalt wins a little less than a 3rd of his teams total victories
Adam Wainwright dazzels...
...but the rest of the rotation proves why its the worst in the central, yes even worse than the Astros.
Pujols gets shut down a little after the ASB
Cesar Izturis sucks so bad...
...that LaRussa bats him 9th because the pitcher is actually better than him
David Wright wins NL MVP...
...65% because he deserved it...35% because he plays in NY and for the best team in the NL
Pedro makes 18 starts on the year.
Manny Ramirez puts up similar numbers to last year's
Manny Delcarmon is the most reliable option...
...out of the best bullpen in baseball
Arod wins another MVP...
...but that's still not good enough for many Yanks fans
Yankees trade for Joe Blanton...
...in a package that includes Ian Kennedy and a boatload of cash that rivals the GNP of Sierra Leone in the month of July
Joba Chamberlian spends the year in the pen...
...and a few horrible outings inflate his ERA to 4.11
Matt Stairs doesn't bat a single game in the leadoff spot...
Alex Rios once again puts up the best numbers in the Toronto outfield
Jeremy Accardo gets more saves on the year than BJ Ryan
The Orioles trade Brian Roberts at the deadline...
...but not to the Cubs
Nick Markakis hits .300 with 32 HRs and 110 RBIs...
...and the entire starting infield hits only 46 HRs
Carlos Pena hits 41 HRs
Carl Crawford steals 50 bases...
...but doesn't top 20 HRs or 80 RBIs
Chase Utley finishs 2nd in the MVP race
Ryan Howard belts 52 HRs...
...and strikes out over 200 times
Brad Lidge blows 7 saves
Tim Hudson and John Smoltz put up a quiet 33-16 3.30 ERA between them
Will Ohman puts up a 5+ ERA
Chipper and Tex put up 65 HR 220 RBIs between them
Nick Johnson gets more starts than D. Young
Jason Berggman leads the team in wins and ERA
Hanley Ramirez hits .335 steals 50 bags and hit 30 dingers...
...and secretly wishes to be traded
The only good starting pitcher in Detriot will be Justin Verlander...
...Dontrelle Willis will put up and ERA 5+
But the Tigers will put up 900+ runs...
...but come up short of 1000
Magglio hits 50 points lower than last year
Renteria hits .320 with 85 RBIs
Fausto and CC put up the best numbers for a duo in baseball
Pronk hits 40 HRs again...
...but his BA still stays low at about .275
The White Sox still don't realize they have no chance to win and try to make the playoffs when they are 7 games out at the deadline
Hawk Harrelson remains the most annoying announcer in baseball...
...Joe Morgan takes the honor for color cominatators
Speaking of Morgan, firejoemorgan.com has an unpresidented spike in hits
Trey Hillman wins the Royals at least 5 more games than last year
Zack Grienke wins at least 13 games
Justin Morneau hits 35 HRs, but hits .280
Fransico Liriano goes to the DL twice
Huston Street becomes one of the most sought after players at the deadline...
....after converting 18 out of 19 saves in the first half of the season
Bobby Crosby improves his .226 BA from last year
Hitters still don't realize that KRod only throws basically one pitch for strikes
Brandon Wood still doesn't get significant PT
Rangers team ERA will be the worst in baseball
Josh Hamilton approaches 30 HRs
Richie Sexson gets his Slugging Percentage back over .500
Eric Bedard has a K/9 rate over 10
3 hitters hit for the cycle:
...Adrian Gonzalez....
...Hanley Ramirez and...
...Brandon Phillips
2 pitchers throw no hitters:
...Adam Wainwright and...
...Carlos Zambrano
Joe Torre leads the Dodgers to an NL West title
...1 game back are the Padres...
...then the Dbacks
And the Rockies...
and a ways back are the Giants
The Cubs win the NL Central
The Brewers finish second
The Reds a distant 3rd
The the surprise team of the year the Pirates in 4th...
...followed close by the Astros...
...and bringing up the rear are the Cardinals in last
The Mets win the NL East
The Phillies a close 2nd
The Braves come in 3rd
The Marlins battle it out for 4th with...
The Nationals, they end up in a tie for 4th
The Red Sox win the AL East with the best record in baseball
The Yankees finish 2nd
The Rays finish 3rd
The Blue Jays finish 4th
....and the Orioles a distant 5th...
The Angels Win the Al West
The Mariners finish 2nd
The A's 3rd
The Rangers 4th
The Indians win the AL Central
The Tigers finish a close 2nd
The White Sox finish much far back in 3rd
The Royals finish a game ahead of...
...the last place Twins
The Padres win the NL Wild Card...
Barely beating out the Phillies on the last day of the season
The Yankees somehow find a way to win the wild card and make the playoffs...
....making Tiger fans wish they had targeted better starting pitching than Dontrelle Willis
The Mets beat the Padres in 4
The Cubs beat the Dodgers in 5
The Indians take out the Yanks in 4
The Red Sox beat the Angels in 3
The Cubs beat the Mets in 6
The Red Sox beat the Indians in 7
The Red Sox beat the Cubs in 6...
...which technically ends the curse