HAIKU Anyone?

Family Values

Rich Rod has abandoned now

Woe is Meechigan

Sixteen Thirty Days

The Buckeyes have owned the Blue

Will it ever end?

Justin wants to leave

Lloyd says, "I'll give you a hand!"

The traitor is who?

You know how I know you're gay?

Because you wrote 3 Haiku poems about Michigan and posted them online.  Did you have any George Michael playing in the background during your creative time? 

Buckstomp...

I have to admit Haiku's are poems version of quiche.

But I'll give it a whirl..

tressells the Anti-Christ

Rich Rod will end the losing

trolls need to go home

ROFL, Good one bluehyperfix!  As much as I'm sure you're an authority what constitutes gayness, the intention of this thread is to break up the monotany a little with a creative game.   I'm sorry if you were somehow "turned on" but in the future I'll promise not to ask if you don't tell. This is a War Zone after all.

I'm glad you liked it.  The initial line was pulled from the movie "The 40 year old virgin."  I fail to see how your post broke up monatany as you were still slamming Michigan, albeit in a slightly different way than the traditional method employed by the Bucky familiy.  BTW, I like your incorporation of Clinton's military policy regarding homosexuals.

Listen Gatorbait,

Tim Tebow broods in the Swamp

waiting for your team.

To Jamar Hornsby,

You are a freakin' douchebag!

Maybe you'll think now...

To a Pete Carroll

Get a schedule and a life,

USC blowhard

Dennis Dodd's a chump,

picking on the LSU

QB Perilloux

tOSU sucks

However, this isn't  new ,

Lost the game... or two...