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How did Cassells become the tard he is today?

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osubuckeye89

Reputation:95
Level:Superstar
Since:Aug 30, 2006

May 8, 2008 12:27 pm

Score: 90

something must have happened at some point in his life that turned him into the complete drooling retard he is today, or maybe he was just born that way

	he was born retarded
	something happened (specify)

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CZIMMY07 Reputation:96 Level:Superstar Since:Sep 28, 2007
	May 8, 2008 1:46 pm Score: 95
	I told you.. He was Captain of the NC State badminton club team. The Ohio State badminton club team visited in 2004. Cassells was talking trash and couldn't back it up. After his team got thrashed, he attempted to assault the OSU players with his racket while his own team embarassedly left the room. The OSU badminton club team, to this day, jokes about how the 2004 team left that idiot wrapped in the net and hanging from the basketball rim - laughing at him squaking for help as they left.
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trespac Reputation:97 Level:Superstar Since:Feb 12, 2008
	May 8, 2008 1:51 pm Score: 94
	How did Cassells become the tool he is today?A. He was born that way B. He married his sister C. He once posted as a women D. He skews his boring statistics in his favor so he thinks he is so much smarter and more superior than us all. E. All Of The Above
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buckeyedave Reputation:94 Level:All-Star Since:Nov 6, 2006
	May 8, 2008 1:53 pm Score: 97
	He is the bstrd son of Woody Hayes.
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GoBuckeyes81 Reputation:98 Level:Superstar Since:Jan 2, 2007
	May 8, 2008 1:59 pm Score: 96
	He is the bstrd son of Woody Hayes.It all makes sense now BED. I knew that you would know. I was personally fond of CZimmy's explanation, but yours has to be the answer.
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thecassells1 Reputation:92 Level:All-Star Since:Sep 8, 2006
	May 8, 2008 2:08 pm Score: 78
	Good stuff, really good stuff. I understand that the more I show the FACTS osu fans run from, the more crap you will talk about me. My job works everytime. I am a pure marketing genius.
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Derekross05 Reputation:99 Level:Superstar Since:Apr 16, 2007
	May 8, 2008 2:30 pm Score: 99
	Not enough attention as a child is the obvious choice.
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buckeyedave Reputation:94 Level:All-Star Since:Nov 6, 2006
	May 8, 2008 3:04 pm Score: 94
	My job works everytime. I am a pure marketing genius. - thecassells1 That's actually true. "The McFlurry"? Totally Cassells' idea. He was just sitting there handing a customer their change through the drive-up window one day and it just came to him.
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buckeyedave Reputation:94 Level:All-Star Since:Nov 6, 2006
	May 8, 2008 3:07 pm Score: 99
	The truth is no one, especially the 10 year old boy tied up in Cassells trunk, will ever know why he turned out the way he is.
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bigred472 Reputation:96 Level:Superstar Since:Oct 24, 2006