Tell me a joke....

what do you call a quadraplegic on the floor......... MATT

what do you call a quadraplegic on the wall ......  ART

what do you call a quadraplegic in the water....  BOB

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

what do u call 2 mexicans playing basket ball?

juan on juan

red head walks into doctors office and says doc there's somthing wrong with me everything hurts.

she touches her arm ouch , touches her leg ouch , doc says your not really a red head are u ?

she says why?

doc says you have a broken finger!!!

So an elderly man goes to the doctor and tells him he and his wife are stressed out. The doctor gives the man a little blue pill and tells the man to take it in the evening and come back the next day to follow up. During dinner that evening, he takes the pill and realizes its stuck in his throat.

The next day he visits the doctor and the doc asks "how was your night? are you still stressed out?"

The man replies, "I am still more stressed than ever, and now I have a stiff neck too!"

You forgot one.

what do you call a quadraplegic waterskier....  Skip

What do you call four mexican's in quick sand?

Quatro Cinco