Surely fightingcox3 is not saying that Columbia, SC is a better place than Clemson, SC.
With 25, and counting arrests since Spurrier took over at USC, this appears appropriate...
1. What do you call a drug ring in Columbia?
A huddle.
2. Four Gamecocks in a car, who's driving?
The police.
3. The Gamecocks have adopted a new "Honor System".
Yes, your honor, No your honor.
4. How do the Gamecocks spend their first week at fall practice?
Studying their Miranda Rights.
5. What do you say to a Gamecock in a suit?
Will the defendant please rise?
6. If you see a Gamecock football player on a bike, why don't you swerve to hit him?
It might be your bike!
7. The Gamecocks employ scouts.
But to look out for cops, not to scout high school kids.
8. I heard a rumor that the South Carolina Department of Corrections plans to build a new prison in Columbia.....
In order to allow Gamecocks to walk to school.
9. What do you call it when a Gamecock goes on vacation?
Time off for good behavior.
10. Why are the Gamecocks considering a strictly "no huddle offense"?
It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.
