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Just heard on ESPN -
aaron heilman Reputation:94 Level:All-Star Since:Jan 26, 2008
	March 19, 2008 9:22 pm Score: 75
	actually, my avatar girl and I have been married for 6 years. Thanks for asking. Well, if that skank's face grows any longer you are going have to get her some horse shoes and hit it with a walrus oosik. I think she is cheating on you with Jay Leno.
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chjohnst2 Reputation:96 Level:Superstar Since:Jan 17, 2008
	March 19, 2008 9:26 pm Score: 92
	Well, if that skank's face grows any longer you are going have to get her some horse shoes and hit it with a walrus oosik. I think she is cheating on you with Jay Leno Using your bikini clad "wife" as your avatar > not much. She may be your wife, but she doesn't know it.
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aaron heilman Reputation:94 Level:All-Star Since:Jan 26, 2008
	March 19, 2008 9:40 pm Score: 74
	Using your bikini clad "wife" as your avatar > not much. She may be your wife, but she doesn't know it. She nothing special. Shelly hit it with a spiked cleat dripping with copenhagen juice.
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chjohnst2 Reputation:96 Level:Superstar Since:Jan 17, 2008
	March 19, 2008 10:57 pm Score: 95
	She nothing special. Shelly hit it with a spiked cleat dripping with copenhagen juice. I head butted it while wearing Ted Williams' frozen head on Halloween
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aaron heilman Reputation:94 Level:All-Star Since:Jan 26, 2008
	March 19, 2008 11:46 pm Score: 76
	Shelly hit it with a jagged titanium rib from the wing section of Thurmon Munson's jetplane.
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mccombe__35 Reputation:49 Level:Rookie Since:Aug 10, 2006
	March 19, 2008 11:54 pm Score: 97
	I hit it with egibson's clavicle
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