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Rem,

Paul Harvey is 90 years old. I remember listening to him when I was a kid. Anyway, I think his wife died the other day which would explain his absence.

In other words, if Tim Duncan was at the top of the draft and you were a game ahead of the team with the worst record... well, wouldn't you shuffle the sneakers a little more to "catch up?" Plus an upgrade to one of five players (NBA) on the court is more substantial in that sport than drafting an NFL star, which improves one of 22 starters, in theory.

I guess there's some question about who will go first this year: Along with Beasley from Kansas State, I guess Derrick Rose of Memphis seems to have some momentum because of what he did in the tournament.

Try the following link in the next paragraph. It's kind of fun. (Note: a detailed NBA post from HawkCharger. Remember this spot: It's about as common as a spotted zebra.)

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/lotte
ry2008/mockdraft

Miami Heat

Odds of winning the lottery: 25 percent

Seattle SuperSonics

Odds of winning the lottery: 19.9 percent

Minnesota Timberwolves

Odds of winning the lottery: 13.8 percent

Memphis Grizzlies

Odds of winning the lottery: 13.7 percent

New York Knicks

Odds of winning the lottery: 7.6 percent

Los Angeles Clippers

Odds of winning the lottery: 7.5 percent

Milwaukee Bucks

Odds of winning the lottery: 4.3 percent

Charlotte Bobcats

Odds of winning the lottery: 2.8 percent

Chicago Bulls

Odds of winning the lottery: 1.7 percent

New Jersey Nets

Odds of winning the lottery: 1.1 percent

Indiana Pacers

Odds of winning the lottery: 0.8 percent

Sacramento Kings

Odds of winning the lottery: 0.7 percent

Portland Trail Blazers

Odds of winning the lottery: 0.6 percent

Golden State Warriors

Odds of winning the lottery: 0.5 percent

My slogan -- Clipper Fever: They seem to have found a vaccine.

A shaman taught me a chant for lottery luck. I shall chant it now...

"Reg-rahck-wah"

I see Phantom, yes that would explain his extended absence. I like listening to him sometimes.....other times I'm just like, "Tell me good day and thank you drive through."

 I see Hawk. You said alot in that post. So I guess we have better odds of being drafted by the NBA than winning the lottery? Or is it vice-versa?

Say Hawk, aren't you the one that Larimer just roasted like a sizzlin chicken gizzard on the grill about the Chargers? Boy he really told you what for! Does you rear still hurt form that b u t whoopin? Larimer is the best. He is so smart about everything and to question him is to question life itself.....in my opinion. Come on, you know it's true.

My name is Remiral, and I approve this message.  

Is that the way he sees it? Last I checked, I whooped his b u t t so bad he hasn't been around since. He's supposed to cover my tab, too.

That's not what I heard. Lar said you PM'd him and admitted that the Chargers are a bunch of hootinanny's and that you had done your research, and indeed they routinely have sex-parties at farms.....know what I mean.

Going back in the garage.

Rem