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Here I come to save the day! And win the game!
Sorry guys, its just that I've been practicing with the team all week. The Dolphins are going to have me play special teams this Sunday so I can beat Ellis Hobbs like a rented mule. My wife is going to be there with a squirt gun full of Hershey's chocolate syrup to soak Tom Brady on the sideline.
I'm making a major sacrifice, I'm only getting paid $10,200 to play this game and my wife's ticket was paid for. Also, Dan Marino said he was going to get me a pair of Isotoners....
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