Do feed the starving Raiders!
I see our little Raider buddies are still crying out their little beedie buggy eyes! Anyone see my can of Raid bug spray lying around anywhere? They must be waiting around for the Chiefs to drop a washed-up super star so that they can snatch him up like rodents to a chicken bone! Who the heck opened up the cellar door for all these rodents to enter into our high and mighty kingdom anyways? The stairway to the upper echelon of the AFC West Division is no longer in service to the little underlings from the bottom sewer level well known to be inhabited by the lowly Raiders! Once you have made yourself a long time resident down below as the Raiders have, you tend to become accustomed to the rabid, diseased infested living conditions of that enviroment.
My fellow Chiefs fans, please take heed and pity on the poor Raider souls that doom themselves each and every season to remain forever destined in the dark cold place down under! Find a place in your heart and maybe, just flush the toilet's a little more often than usual so that the little Raider buggers in the sewers get plenty of fluids and nutrition. They will eventually succumb to the light of reality and come to recognize the true domination that is the Chiefs.
Though you might despise the Raider bugs, they are a part of the AFC West family and we wouldn't want them to continue devouring away at our reputation as being a strong division once feared by the NFL! So remember to "flush and feed-flush and feed!" By keeping the Raiders fed, we will have atleast done our divisional duty to our divisional bro's! I mean, we, as a divisional superior, can only do so much to help a brother in need!
Thanks Chiefs fans...
...and thanks Raider fans for keeping the bottom level occupied for so long! Chiefs, Chargers and Broncos expect that about you!
Chiefs in 08!
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