The Thread About Nothing

Van Wilder is the luckiest man on the planet.

I'd settle for 3 MINUTES with Scarlette.  That might be all I need anyway. 

Not to say that Mrs. Bronski's Meat Pillows aren't incredible, they just aren't as firm as when I met her long ago.  They still look nice when they're put out on display though.  The pretty ones are always a pain in the a$$ though.  Oh well.

Off to coach 7-8 year old boys baseball tonight.  Last night was MILF central when I was coaching my daughter's T-Ball team.  Usually Mrs. Bronski is the hottest one there, but last night was exceptional.  Hopefully there is more of the same tonight.  See you all tomorrow.

I should start coaching kids so I can take part in the MILF displays.  I don't have any kids though would that seem weird?

Phillies, Chase Utley, Ryan Howard, Jimmy Rollins, Pedro Feliz, Chris Coste, Carlos Ruiz, Pat Burrell, Shane Victorino, Jayson Werth, Geoff Jenkins, Jamie Moyer, Cole Hamels, Adam Eaton,  Brett Myers, Brad Lidge, Ryan Madson, Tom Gordon, Greg Dobbs, J.C. Romero, Chad Durbin

mvkrum, you don't ncessarily need to coach at youth sports, you could just go hang out for the fine display of MILF.  The term used to be "Soccer Moms" back in the 90's, but that didn't translate well enough in this country since we don't care about soccer at all.  MILF says it all.

And speaking of MILF, I was horribly disapointed last night.  Not only wasn't there a single MILF among the opposing team's moms last night, but there was also an adult softball game on an ajoining field with some really heinous women.  Fat and ugly doesn't begin to discribe the horror.  You know it's bad when you wish a woman (term used losely in this case) would wear MORE clothes.  Oh the Humanity! 

mvkrum, you can also feel free to copy this yummy Heavy-Hootered Avi-tart and use it for yourself if you want.  I have a large collection of avi-tarts to choose from and I like to change them often.  If I have to be married to just one woman at least I should be able to rotate my avi-tarts right?

I think I'm going to go on the Maxim Spin portion of Sportsline and look for a hot Redhead with Gigantic Gazongas.  That Hometown Hotties section is just awe inspiring.  That's where I got the pic of my current avi-tart.