Stepping in for Grumps again, he's paying farto much attention to real life now a days, for the last of the season predictions.
Double mention for Cloutos, the man with the only Abacus that doesn't work, not only is he going for the title of the "Season's luckiest guesser" but along with KK and Grumps he's still looking for that elusive "W" next to his name, last chance fellas...
Good luck to all (who remember to put their predictions in before kick off)...
Birmingham v Blackburn
Chelsea v Bolton
Derby v Reading
Everton v Newcastle
Middlesbrough v Man City
Portsmouth v Fulham
Sunderland v Arsenal
Tottenham v Liverpool
West Ham v Aston Villa
Wigan v Man U
And 3 random choices from around the world of Football...
Birmingham 2 v Blackburn 2, Santa Cruz to send the Brum down.
Chelsea 3 v Bolton 0, absolute cruise to victory.
Derby 1 v Reading 1, Bye Bye Royals.
Everton 1 v Newcastle 3, I was at St. James' for the 3-1 victory at the start of the season and I'l be there at Goodison to watch the toon hammer the toffees.
Middlesbrough 2 v Man City 1, Bye Bye Sven!
Portsmouth 1 v Fulham 1, Fulham to scrape through and stay in the league.
Sunderland 0 v Arsenal 2, End of season cruise past the Mackems.
Tottenham 1 v Liverpool 1, no point in playing.
West Ham 2 v Aston Villa 1, the battle of the claret and blues will be won by the southerners.
Off to Negril for the week enjoying the Appleton and Red Stripe. It's still effin cold in Chicago and I got to get some sun!!!! You can all congratulate me with my stunning victory when I get back. Jug
I hate to say it but I think I may be getting too mature for predictions:
1. Birmingham 1 Blackburn 1- Birmingham stink
2. Chelsea 5 Bolton 0 - Bolton stink
3. Derby 0 Reading 2 - Derby stink
4. Everton 1 Newcastle 1 - Scousers and Geordies stink
5. Middlesbrough 1 Man City 1 - Southgate is ugly, Sven is a rat
6. Portsmouth 1 Fulham 1 - Rednapp is a fat rat, Hodgson is an old rat
7. Sunderland 0 Arsenal 1 - Keane is a pussee, Wenger is a tall rat
8. Tottenham 2 Liverpool 1 - Shouldn't these two be playing in La Liga?
9. West Ham 2 Aston Villa 2 - Curbs is a poor manager, literally and O'Neill is a smart rat
10. Wigan 1 Man U 4 - Wigan is a rugby club, Alex is a drunk, mumbling rat
11. Leeds 3 Carlilse 0 - Glory, glory Leeds United!
12. Crystal Palace 2 Bristol City 1 - Big mouthed rat. Is Bristol where pirates come from?
13. Rangers 2 Dundee United 1 - Rangers deserve it all. I didn't know that crocodile guy owned a team???
As for the playoff between Chelsea and Man United. Man United win 3-1 over the two legs. Definitely too mature.