__ I prefer seating at field level in williams-Brice Stadium.
WARNING: Not responsible for your safety from our gamecock athletes. Please leave all electronic gear at home if you want to keep it.
__ I prefer seating near a portal.
WARNING: Not responsible for halftime and 3rd quarter stampedes from our fans.
__ I prefer seating near the visitors seating.
WARNING: Must be able to tolerate excessive 2nd half cheering from our opponents as our gamecock team self implodes.
__ I prefer seating near the "2001" entrance portal.
WARNING: Must be able to tolerate the ganja smoke created as the players enter Williams Brice. No one under 18 allowed.
New Offers for 2008 (Half-game seating)
__ I prefer 1st half seats only at a 10% reduced rate
__ I prefer 2nd half seats only at an 80% reduced rate (ample quantities available)
how about renaming the football office at USC the (Place Where Legends Go To Die..)
or putting a catupult at the50 yard line in October to offer fans a free entry into the state fair, where they can spend that Saturday's money on TWO things that promised more than they delivered.
or just go to a Carolina home football game , and stare into the abyss of 80,000 + black clad jethros wondering why they could'nt be born again Clemson fans....