Funny Comparison

This was on ESPN.com today.  They were talking about the Ravens plan to get a QB and the Bears non plan.

"If both teams were single guys at a bar, the Ravens would have been wheeling from girl to girl, refusing to go home alone, while the Bears would have been hunkered down over a drink, rising only for the men's room."

That's funny.

But at the same time these analysts are annoying. They criticize the Bears for not going after a QB, but then talk out the other side of their mouth saying this was not a strong QB draft class. Go figure.

Don't get me wrong I would of loved to have Joe Flacco, but not for  the price they had to pay buying drinks all night and then the taking the risk of finding they won't put out is another story.

Go Bears

And, all things considered, the Bears might need to go to the bar simply to get hammered.  After all, Rex has broken their heart.

The problem lies in looking for the right "girl in the bar" when the grown men here know that "real women" aren't found in the "bar".

Go Bears (and go Heineken)

Smart Guys go to the bar to have fun & a good time. If the right thing falls in their lap...awesome, but I'd rather not find my girl at a bar.

The ones at a bar are usually one of these few types since 1990:

1. RYAN LEAF (1998 / 2nd QB taken #2):

ATTITUDES! Think they are all that, expect you to buy them the world & then they are the ones that look good before you are drunk, but full of attitude, can not produce or put out, yet they still claim to be all that & better than you!

2. TODD MARNOVICH (1991 / 2nd QB taken #24):

TWEAKERS! They are in it for image, they look good, but they pimped out & just trouble or like to hit the pipe or what ever the flavor of the week is. Enough said & not to be confused with Tweener!

3. David Carr (2002 / 1st QB taken #1):

POUNDED! They constantly put out, but get pounded or sacked in the process & I am not talking just once a day, it could be more than once a day, I'm not talking in a good way either more like it may require you to see the doctor regularly!

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