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Since:Mar 15, 2007

April 11, 2008 12:29 pm

what do you call a mexican baptism......

 

 

 

a bean dip


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April 11, 2008 12:39 pm

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

 

Chistopher Walken!


Cold....very cold, but I love the avatar!!!!


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April 11, 2008 12:39 pm

what do you call a quadraplegic on the floor......... MATT

what do you call a quadraplegic on the wall ......  ART

what do you call a quadraplegic in the water....  BOB


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April 11, 2008 12:40 pm

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not being retarded.


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April 11, 2008 12:46 pm

what do u call 2 mexicans playing basket ball?

 

 

 

juan on juan


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Since:Feb 21, 2008

April 11, 2008 12:50 pm

red head walks into doctors office and says doc there's somthing wrong with me everything hurts.

she touches her arm ouch , touches her leg ouch , doc says your not really a red head are u ?

she says why?

doc says you have a broken finger!!!

 

 


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April 11, 2008 1:01 pm

So an elderly man goes to the doctor and tells him he and his wife are stressed out. The doctor gives the man a little blue pill and tells the man to take it in the evening and come back the next day to follow up. During dinner that evening, he takes the pill and realizes its stuck in his throat.

The next day he visits the doctor and the doc asks "how was your night? are you still stressed out?"

The man replies, "I am still more stressed than ever, and now I have a stiff neck too!"


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April 11, 2008 1:17 pm

You forgot one.

what do you call a quadraplegic waterskier....  Skip

 


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April 11, 2008 1:20 pm

What do you call four mexican's in quick sand?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Quatro Cinco


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April 11, 2008 1:25 pm
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender tell's him that there is a steering wheel attached to his groin and the pirate replies....RRRRRRRRRRR me knows...it's driving me nuts....

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April 11, 2008 1:26 pm

Ask a person if they have ever seen moth balls...if the reply is yes...ask them how did they get their little legs apart....

 

heyo


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April 11, 2008 1:42 pm

in reply to that moth joke...

have you ever smelt mothballs?

if reply is yes then ask who held its wing

if no then go to next joke

why do shepherds wear robes?

because sheep can hear zippers.


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Since:Mar 14, 2008

April 11, 2008 1:43 pm

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all sitting in OBGYN's office waiting for their prenatal appointments.  During the long wait, the brunette picks up a magazine and decides to do some reading.  Finding a humorous article, she leans over to the redhead and whispers, "Are you expecting a boy or a girl?" 

"I don't know, but I figured I'd ask the doc today," she returned.

The brunette points to the article she's reading and says audibly, "Well, it says here that if you were on top when you conceived, you'll probably have a girl!"  Sharing an icebreaking laugh, the brunette continued and said loudly, "My husband was on top when we conceived, so I'm having a boy!" 

As the redhead and brunette continued to share a laugh at the article, they noticed that the blonde woman began sobbing uncontrolably.  Trying to find out if they could comfort her, the redhead asks her caringly, "What is wrong, sweetie?"

The blonde looks up with her eyes full of tears and says, "I think I'm going to have puppies!" 


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April 11, 2008 1:46 pm
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April 11, 2008 1:46 pm

Did you hear? Scientists just recently discovered that Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.


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April 11, 2008 1:50 pm

What did the hispanic fireman name his twin boys?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HoseA and HoseB


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April 11, 2008 1:51 pm

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No-eye-deer.

Waht do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still No-eye-deer.