Mail order brides...

Louisiana, definitely.  It'd be harder to acclomate them to US culture.

9th ward

Louisiana chicks are disgustingly filthy.  That's why I like them.  You can drop most of them off in a canoe by any swamp and they can navigate they're way home with ease.

The only downfall is they all taste like hamburger helper.

there is this movie....you guys probably not heard of but should check out.....it's called the russian dolls...

...in it there is this hot russian chick......damn she's fine......so my mail order bride would definately come from russia.......a close second would be from the phillipines....cause those chicks are so small...that you can throw them around while doing the nasty.....

I said China, I'm afraid of getting lead poisioning in my dingly dangly.