Pick up Bonds? Trades?

Have you read this article yet?
http://www.sabernomics.com/sabernom
ics/index.php/2008/06/do-it-why-the
-braves-should-sign-barry-bonds/ 
What are your thoughts on signing Bonds?  I'm not a big fan of the idea myself but with DL gods reeking havoc on our lineup, it might not be such a bad idea...especially if he's willing to play for the league minimum.  It couldn't be any worse than when we gave Mondesi 1M to see what he had left (nothing).
I personally would LOVE to see them trade for Jason Bay or Nate McLouth. Any thoughts as to what the Pirates would want in return?  Although I doubt they would trade Nate but I have heard some rumors regarding Bay.

Just when I thought you couldn't be any more out of your mind...

Barry Bonds? Really? The guy is a horrible clubhouse guy that I don't want around my team. Say the press wants to talk to him all the time (which they will) and say that he says screw you guys, and turns them all away (which he will). Then they go to the younger players and ask them what they think about Bonds, and that's how fights and clubhouse division starts.

Plus, he is no good. He is 43 or 44, slower than McCann (and that's saying something), can't run the bases, can't play the field, not much power left, won't hit much above .200, and he might be going to jail for felonies.

And where is he going to play? Left? Blanco, Jones, and Diaz have that taken care of.

Oh, but he sounds like a GREAT fit for the Braves though.

There is a reason why he isn't on a team...HE'S NO GOOD!!!

Besides, how could we have that 'roid taking SOB who passes a guy named Aaron on the career HR list play on the SAME TEAM as Aaron?!?!