Lurie Accused of ordering a "hit" against Jones

Breaking news! As word spread of Jerry Jones paying his players what the going rate is in the NFL these days, Jeffrey Lurie became irrate. Apparently he has hired a hit-man to put an end to this free-spending. Lurie was quite happy to pay Westbrook 3.5 million a season while guys like Warrick Dunn will make 3 million this season and LJ, LT, and now Marion Barber is set to make 2-3 times as much.

Word is that Lurie is now contemplating selling the Birds since there will be no salary cap to shelter him come the 2011 season.

yes Johnny is special...

johnny f could be an alias of no SB rings.  a little long winded at times but could be him. 

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