WBED Exclusive: The End Of Cassells?

Reported by WBED, Independence KY

THE END OF CASSELLS? - Staff Reporter

Could this be the demise of Cassells?

Yesterday afternoon thecassells1 admitted to being the poster known as stickdaddy2.  What he didn't count on before "outing himself" was the keen memory of another poster (CZIMMY07) remembering that Cassells had once stated that he was "a female" and "a fan of Cassells"... in a nutshell, Cassells was busted as evidence of the aforementioned posts were released to the Sportsline public.

But further investigation revealed that this was not an isolated incident of Cassells posting as a woman.  This issue went even deeper.

In 2007, Cassells once admitted to posting as his (alleged) fiance in his own defense. 

In yet another case earlier this year, Cassells berated our beloved poster VTHokieGirl only to later (probably falsely) claim it was his "step daughter" using his screen name without his knowledge.

It is not believed by experts polled at CBS Sportsline that, given what very little credibility the poster had remaining, Cassells career will be able to survive this latest scandal. 

At press time Cassells was unavailable for comment and has not responded to calls from the press.

Stay tuned for more details.

I can tell you first hand that this is the "end" of cASSells. I spoke with him moments ago by calling his cell phone that he posted the number to. He told me, and I quote, "I'm done. I can't take this verbal abuse anymore. BuckeyeDave has beat me. GoBuckeyes81 has beat me. CZIMMY has beat me. And even my own mother has beat me. I just can't take it anymore. It's time to end it."

As a side note, it couldn't help but overhear Cindi Lauper's "Girls just want to have fun" playing in the background.

The way I see it is that Cassells is a guy who thrives on "facts".  In this instance the "fact" is that he's been shown to be a first class liar.  Anything he says moving forward will be immediately discredited because of his credibility has been so badly, perhaps irreparably, damaged. 

Even if he does show his avatar (sorry "advatar") around here again, he'll be a bigger punchline than he was before this scandal.  

Cassells has been shamed... and he did it to himself.

Throngs of jubulant SEC fans danced in the streets side by side with Big 10 fans.

One happy party goer state "If this got rid of Cassells for good, then there's hope for peace in the Middle east!"

An unfortunate side note-The other South Carolina fan is lonely now.

 "I'm done. I can't take this verbal abuse anymore. BuckeyeDave has beat me. GoBuckeyes81 has beat me. CZIMMY has beat me. And even my own mother has beat me. I just can't take it anymore. It's time to end it."

GoBuckeyes81,

Although I am gleefully anticipating the end of the Cassells Error (I mean era), I have to question the validity of the quote you had from shim.  Perfect English was used!  I think you may not have had the correct Cassells on the line.  Did you ask for her born on date that he uses?  Or would that be to ask him what born on date she uses?  I'm confused!