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I heard this the other day and it was so funny to me i felt i should share it.
A teacher in a classroom asked her 2nd grade class, how many of them were Packers fans; well, all of the hands went up except for Suzy. So the teacher asked Suzy, why she didn't raise her hand. And she said because my parents are Vikings' fan. So, the teacher trying to be coy, said in return, "if your parents were M-O-R-O-N-S, what would that make you, Suzy, responded by saying, a Packers fan. 
Go Vikings
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Ha!
Well , do you know how to keep a Viking fan from pleasuring himself?
Paint his member green and gold and he won't beat it for years.
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Level:All-Star
Since:Mar 11, 2007
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How many Packer fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Three....
It only takes one to change the light bulb, but the other two have to stand around and talk about how good the old light bulb was.
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Since:Apr 1, 2008
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Do you know why Iowa doesn't have an NFL team? Because then Wisconsin would want one too! LOL :)
BTL
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Since:Aug 27, 2006
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YOU MIGHT BE A Packers FAN IF...
- The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth
than your spouse.
- You've been married three times and still have the
same in-laws.
- You wonder how service stations keep their
restrooms so clean.
- Anyone in your family ever died right after
saying, "Hey watch this."
- You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
- Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling
fan.
- Your junior prom had a daycare.
- You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
exploded right off its wheels.
- The bluebook value of your truck goes up and
down, depending on how much gas is in it.
- You have to go outside to get something from the
fridge.
- One of your kids was born on a pool table.
- Your front porch collapses and kills more than
five dogs.
- Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
- Your quarterback pisses away his and your last chance to lose another Superbowl by throwing interceptions! haha
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Level:Superstar
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Q: What is the only good thing about bringing a Packers fan to a Vikings game?
A: You can park in a handicapped spot.
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Since:Aug 10, 2007
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LMAO now this is senseless fun for the offseason, atleast no one is getting hurt ... except Packers fans lol
Go Vikings
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Since:Jan 29, 2007
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A Viking fan in a bar leans over to the guy next
to him and says, "Wanna hear a joke about Packer fans?"
The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke you should know something. I'm 6' tall and 220 pounds and I'm a Packer fan. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, 240 pounds and he's a Packer fan, and the guy sitting next ot him is 6'5" 280 pounds and he's a packer fan too.
Now, do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The Viking fan says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three
times."
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Level:Superstar
Since:Jan 29, 2007
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Two boys were playing football in a Minneapolis area
park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking
quickly, the other boy rips off a plank of the nearby
fence, wedges itdown the dog's collar & twists, breaking
the dog's neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees
the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Vikings Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,"
he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Vikings fan," the boy replied.
"Buccaneers Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack,"
the reporter starts again.
"I'm not a Buccaneers fan either," the boy said.
"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Packers fan."
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Redneck Bastard Kills Family Pet."
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Level:Superstar
Since:Jan 29, 2007
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Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer would up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."
The teacher answer quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate.
St Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring that Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder. "How many people died on the ship?
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