What do you DO? (Like, what's your job?)

In the words of the immortal "Bob," from Office Space, "What is it...  (pause) ...ya do here?"

I know KNUT's an oil man ("I drink your milkshake!"), and at various points, people have mentioned their professions, and I always think it's interesting to hear what people do.  We obviously share a passion for college football---that's what brings us to this site---but what's your "second" career, besides message boarding?

I'm a "professional" student (insert giggle here).  I'm pursuing a doctorate in philosophy, and I run a Sunday School program at a Church to pay the bills. 

How 'bout you??

I work communication/navigation avionics systems on C-130 aircraft for the Air Force here in Montgomery, AL. We only have a few planes so I have alot of free time.

Do to the HATE LEVEL on this board for me by big ten fans and osu fans especially. I will just give you a hint at what I do:

Tranocean

Petro Brazil

Arch Coal

Joy Global

Visa.

Well I wake up in the morning and come to this office. I log onto my computer and check my e-mail and the news. Then I jump on here and read posts all day long. It gets really boring sometimes.

What is my job you ask? Well I don't really know. But it pays well!

Process engineer and programmer at a global leader in exotic metal production.

How's that for a description.

exotic metal production

EXOTIC metal production?  Do these metals wear high heels and feather boas?  Or do you mean like niobium and blatantly-made-up-for-Star-Trek-ium
. 

Retail Clerk at a Porno Shop.

Excuse me Sir,  you're not allowed to try those out in the store and besides.....those are for the ladies.

I have a friend who works at the Ethel M Chocolate factory back in Vegas.  She works in shipping and recieving in the fudge dept.  She's a honest to God.....Fudge Packer and proud to tell people that.  I kid you not.

KNUT

I work for the local city government (desk job).  Don't want to say more becaruse I don't want to Incriminate myself