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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Jan 29, 2008

May 4, 2008 9:45 pm
Let's try to keep track each game, its going to be tough I know.
Who and how many...and we'll crown the queen at the end of the series...
that way the Pens will take home something on that long trip along I-78
after losing game 6.

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Reputation:93
Level:All-Star
Since:Apr 25, 2008

May 4, 2008 11:47 pm
we will not have to worry about Crysby. . .  he will be too busy participating in qualifying for the summer olympics in the sport of . . .  DIVING!!!!!!

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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Jan 29, 2008

May 5, 2008 2:33 pm
sorry, I gotta bump this...I didn't think it was going to have to survive 5 days of threads

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Reputation:97
Level:Superstar
Since:Sep 25, 2006

May 8, 2008 12:03 am
Man, some of you Flyers fans are priceless! How many more times are you going to make "crying" and "diving" references? Just what are you going to do when the Pens ELIMINATE the Flyers? I am sure there will be a Philly Cheesesteak eating contest somewhere to occupy your time!

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Reputation:92
Level:All-Star
Since:Apr 9, 2007

May 8, 2008 1:58 pm
Ha Ha divers!! Jealousy is a womans trait Flyers fans. Stick a tampon in and man up!! Pens all in your A@@!!

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Reputation:46
Level:Rookie
Since:Nov 5, 2007

May 8, 2008 3:04 pm

ok, first of all, there are an exorbitant number of players who dive in the game. the only difference between most of them and the players like crosby is when an official sees a superstar take a dive they assume that they have enough skill to stay on their feet so someone must have caused him to fall. now i'm not defending the art of diving but it's part of the game just like human error on the part of the officials is part of the game.

so, for the Flyers fans that have to rip on crosby, i can't stand him anyway so i hate defending him, but flyers do it too. scotty upshall may not dive, but he definitely overexaggerates plays in an attempt to draw a penalty just as an example.

for the pens fans, to even try and say that crosby doesn't dive is just complete malarky. he takes advantage of his stardom on almost every chance he gets. it's just like in basketball how a ref will call fouls in favor of the Stars of the game. it's just one of the advantages of being an all star in your sport.

by the way, i did have more respect for malkin before that Rangers series and i saw him come up behind a ranger (girardi i think) and just completely take him up high while he slew footed him from behind no where near the play and got away with it. the same with ovechkin when he saw richards comin across ice near the flyers own blue line and he either was just trying to avoid the check and inadvertantly tripped richards or he deliberately pulled a cheap move by sliding right before he got to richards and took out his legs.

wouldn't it be nice if we didn't have to worry about players trying to pull dirty shots?


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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Jan 29, 2008

May 8, 2008 8:12 pm
in 23 hours...the DIVE-O-METER gets switched on!

I will sacrifice my electric bill for the sake of keeping track of this.

My family may need to eat ramen noodles for 2 weeks, but for the sake of the sport...
I must forge on!

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Reputation:91
Level:All-Star
Since:Apr 8, 2008

May 8, 2008 9:04 pm
crosby is gonna his ass lit up by richards just like he did most of the season. im sorry what was our season series against these losers. your team is good now but wont be together long. you guys are do for a fire sale. so what are you gonna do when malkin the real star of that squad wants superstar money. its ok we will be here with open arms. ill take him as for crosby, he wouldn't last here he bitches and tranvestites get their ass beat in this town. the only thing steel about pittsburg and the Penguins are the dil  dos crosby sits on before the games lol.

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Reputation:97
Level:Superstar
Since:Nov 2, 2006

May 9, 2008 3:49 am
Hey cowpie, how soon 'til the GOON-O-METER GETS TURNED ON?

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Reputation:60
Level:Pro
Since:Apr 4, 2008

May 10, 2008 11:29 am

Chalk one up for the Flyers on whitney's penalty....

that was an absolute joke of a call, but a good 8.5 on the dive o meter,   


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Reputation:88
Level:All-Star
Since:May 7, 2008

May 10, 2008 5:40 pm

i swear Flyers fans are sexually deprived. That all they come back with is dil dow this and dil doe that. Go get fu--ed so we don't hear this crap any longer will ya. Geese peese!

 

Someone throw these fans a bone!


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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Jan 29, 2008

May 11, 2008 9:45 am
amazingly the PENS DIVE-O-METER lay rather dormant on friday night
there was an acting job by a PEN player in the 3rd period on a high stick (sorry, I was slipping into a deep depression at that point and the DIVE-O-METER was not being manned properly-so I forget who) that was neither a dive or a penalty so it did not register a score...

soooo my electric bill was spared on friday

0.0


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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Jan 29, 2008

May 11, 2008 9:42 pm
DING-DING-DING...my lights are flickering

Period 1
Staal gets a 7.5 on the carter trip
and a 9 from the Knuble cross check

refs get a big middle finger on the crosby call to upshall

refs miss 3 calls against Flyers

Period 2
Crosby dive in own zone as he loses puck middle of period...NO CALL
Ruttuu head snaps back from Hartnell shot to lower body...draws roughing call
Hatcher called for hooking Malkin while he was using both hands to push him back on his shoulders
Hatcher called for elbow? that was 3 times less severe then an elbow Malkin gave to Briere only 10 seconds before

I am about to lose internet as the power seeps from my home, the neighbors are calling and asking why they are losing power...the Pens DIVE-O-METER is gonna blow!!!

98.6!


Seriously, I can't keep this up between the refs protecting the mighty two and the wussies on ice show, it's just too much work.

If the Flyers pull this out...it will be an all timer after being down 50 of 120 defensive minutes between Kimmo and Coburn...

GREAT PASS by Malkin on Richards goal!

Here's to a FAIR Period 3
even the idiot Versus announcers are seeing how bad this is being called...and starting to favor the Flyers heart over the Pens leap squad.




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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Jan 29, 2008

May 11, 2008 10:45 pm
the Fleury flop takes the prize tonight...how Briere gets a penalty when he gets pushed
and Ruttuu does not 3 minutes later crashing the net and taking out Biron (which led to him and Ruttuu both getting minors) is CRIMINAL

I'll be the first to admit that we got beat clean in game one,
tonight was back the same old crap

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Reputation:88
Level:All-Star
Since:May 7, 2008

May 12, 2008 8:32 am

bla bla bla....same old excuses. Why plAy the game then cowbuc..Your an idiot!

I hope the Flyers start the physical play because the pens can over look most of it and beat you on the PP. When we get up 2 goals, then we send LaRock out to clean the mess up for us.

OK I'll start it....we can't hit the Flyers becasue they will start crying that they are getting out played. You guys are pretty good at sticking your stick where they aren't suppose to be....Forget the diving....geesie peesie. Put your stick in someones crotch and see if you can get there balls to fall off. Nice Hockey!! Just play the game and if you get beat face it. Bunch of losers. ANd clean your city up! Your the city that is causeing golbal warming!!!

CHange inb prediction-PENS SWEEP 4-0 Flyers can't hang!

 

 


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Reputation:72
Level:Pro
Since:May 2, 2008

May 12, 2008 10:54 am
The Flyers come up with one good scoring chance in the final 16 minutes, and cowbuc is crying about the refs! haha.

This game could have been very easily 6-1 or 6-2 tonight.


Stop crying and hope for more goon action in Philly.

Biron got lucky a few times in the game, so just count your blessings there is a pipe and crossbar behind him.

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