10) They had to re-unite the old team from 2003, the one the Wild beat back then too and at least back then they had Roy...
9) Lappy picks fights with skilled guys, which makes him a pansey, especially since Gabby didn't even think twice about dropping his gloves. The concensus on the Wild is that anyone can take Lappy... No need to retaliate now...
8) They totally erased their badass Nordiques heritage... Minny did lose the Northstars but at least Dallas honors who they were and were it all started.. The Avs try to pretend that it's "their" team, when really they just jacked another places, already good team...
7) Forsberg... Forsberg is the worst actress in the world.. I'd be embarassed for him to be on my team, crying like a sissy and fallin if he's even bumped... lame...
6) Brunette... not Bruno himself, he rocks. Go to youtube and type in Wild knock Avs out of 2003 play-offs if you need a reminder. But you know the Avs suck if Bruno's already saying he wishes he was still on the Wild and that he hopes they pick him up when he's a UFA in the summer..(yes he did say that, if you need to see the direct qoute, PM me)
5) The Avs coach, Rudolph Hitler, Andolph's little brother... This guy looks like he should have been directing Nazi's during the 3rd richt... "Zig hail!"
4) The Avalanche Jersey... Not saying that it's bad neccessarly, just asking what the hell is up with that stupid sasquatch patch on the shoulder!? What does that have to do with anything? And the "A" on the front, since when do avalanches loop around the mountain when they break loose.. Kinda sissy & incorrect.. I've seen discovery channel, they don't do that...
3) Ryan Smith, the trader to end all traders... he belongs in an Oilers jersey, after his sobfest for having to go play for the Islanders, only a liar and defector would go play for a divison rival the next season... What a trader!!! Smith in Edmonton = Cool ... Smith in Colorado= LAME!
2) Pom-Poms!?! - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pepsi Center is giving out pom-poms for game 3 (1st game at home) THAT IS COMEDY!!! 18,000 sissy pant cheerleaders at the hockey game. That's enough to make any Wild fan crack a grin! Man up and get some towels or flags like a real team.. Even if the Wild lose tonight at least we know we didn't look like the Varsity pep-squad sitting in the arena.. Do skirts and white keds come with the pom-poms? panseys... have some self respect and put those things under your seat when you get to the game, and yes, the whole state of Minnesota will be laughing at your fans...
1) Because even with a bunch of crucial injuries on the Wild, and the AVS boasting their 4 lines deep "A squad" on the ice, you still are having trouble trying to get anything done against the Wild! If you couldn't do it in 2003, you can't do it now... The Wild aren't even healthy! hahaha they're on the brink of AHL call-ups for D-men and the AVS big guys are getting shutdown for the most part. Pretty sad when the Wilds "scratched all year" defenders are giving the big scary Avs gunners a run for their money.. Even if some fluke gets Colorado past Minnesota in this series , you ain't getting past anyone else!!
And that's just some reason's why the Avs SUCK!!!! hahahahahaha
- Love Minnesota
ALL IN GOOD FUN!! JUST MESSIN WITH YOU GUYS!!
Alright Guys, I'm just over here having fun! You guys are a great team, and these games have made for some epic battles thus far! Let's hope this series goes to 7. Both our teams deserve this series for different reasons, and it wouldn't be fair to either team for this not to go to 7 games! Sakic's the man, and Bruno's the snit! (at least as a Wild man he was) If you guys do win the series, I'll root for you and Calgary the rest of the way as I would hope you'd do the same for us.. Support the division! THE GREATEST DIVISION OF TEAMS IN THE NHL!!!
Here's to a GREAT series guys!!! Good Luck all around!!
