Jokes of the Day

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(Okay....maybe I shouldn't submit blonde jokes. I ended up with one error message per joke.....)

Given the appearance of those last posts, you'd think I was blonde....

(the very brunette) Cat

Okay how about a Cowboy joke.

Ayoung cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Prescott AZ. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring at it, The young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you aint gonna eat that , mind if I do? The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, " Nah you go ahead ". Eagerly the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight . He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili . The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quitely says, " Yep, thats as far as I got , too.

Crusty old bikers know value when they see it and know how to ask for what they want.

Crusty old biker on a summer ride in the country, walk's into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CheeseBurger: $1.50 Chicken Sandwhich: $2.50  Hand Job $1,000

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager group of farmers.  ' Yes ' ? she inquires with a knowing smile, ' can I help you'? ' I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand - jobs?'  'Yes,' she purrs, 'I am'. The old biker replies,  ' well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger

A novice teacher wants to impress her new students on the first day of school and tells them the importance of not being afraid to ask questions. 

At the end of her lecture she states "there is no thing a a stupid question!"

A little boy raises his hand and waits for the teacher to call on him.  "Yes John?" says the teacher.

To which the boy replies, "Is that so?"