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"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f- the prom queen."
lol. Carla was the prom queen.
-Sean Connery, "The Rock"
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Reputation:81
Level:All-Star
Since:Mar 12, 2008
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"You are just jealous of my success in the Lord."
-Mandy Moore, Saved
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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Jul 31, 2007
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PULP FICTION part III
(Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen)
Jules: Mmmm! G*ddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet sh*t! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET sh*t on us! What flavor is this?
what flavor is this?? ha lol
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Level:Superstar
Since:Dec 19, 2007
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Cliff: I really shouldn't be driving, I have a suspended license.
Cooper Frederickson: Really? For what?
Cliff: Attempted vehiclular manslaughter... whatever the F*** that means!
Dead Man on Campus ...............Cliff- Lochlyn Munro Coop- Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Chaos
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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
Old Woman: Well, how did you become king, then?
Arthur: The lady of the lake, her arm clad in purest shimmering samite, held aloft
Excalibur from the busom of the waters to signify by divine providence... I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur... that is why i am you king!
Dennis: Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing over swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the masses, not some farsical aquatice ceremony!
Arthur:Be quiet!
Dennis: I mean, if i was to go around saying i was emporer, because some moistended bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur: Shut up, will you shut up!?
Dennis: Aw, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed!
Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Arthur was played by the late Graham Chapman, Old woman played by Terry Jones, i think Dennis was played by Michael Palin.
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Reputation:98
Level:Superstar
Since:Dec 18, 2006
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No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball....
Mama Boucher (Kathy Bates) - The Waterboy
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Reputation:81
Level:All-Star
Since:Sep 30, 2007
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"Well F**k ya then"
"I'm smart as f**k mate."
Charlie Hunnarn as Pete Dunham in Green Street Hooligans.
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thats supposed to be aquatic*, i don't know how that e slipped in there. and take out the first d in moistened.
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Since:Feb 5, 2008
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police officer: " I don't give no service man discount." Gunny Highway: "Too bad, your old lady does."
Heartbreakridge
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Reputation:87
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Since:Apr 20, 2007
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"you'll get nothing & like it"
Judge smaills
Caddyshack
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Reputation:99
Level:Superstar
Since:Aug 23, 2006
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Tyler Durden: [to the police chief] Hi. You're going to call off your rigorous investigation. You're going to publicly state that there is no underground group. Or... these guys are going to take your balls. They're going to send one to the New York Times, one to the LA Times press-release style. Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... f--- with us.
Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh-- we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
-Fight Club
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Level:Pro
Since:Mar 7, 2008
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"The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her." Jim Carrey--Dumb and Dumber
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Reputation:94
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Since:Aug 31, 2007
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"Those your Ski's"? "Yes". "Both of em"?
Jeff Daniels- Dumb and Dumber
"I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy"
Jim Carrey- Dumb and Dumber
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Reputation:99
Level:Superstar
Since:Jan 18, 2007
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"I seen a bear...powerful enough to snap a man's body in half! I seen a badger...with claws the size of frying pans! I seen a hawk..swoop down out of the sky and scratch a man's eyes out!"
-Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes
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"I seen a bear...powerful enough to snap a man's body in half! I seen a badger...with claws the size of frying pans! I seen a hawk..swoop down out of the sky and scratch a man's eyes out!"
-Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes
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"I seen a bear...powerful enough to snap a man's body in half! I seen a badger...with claws the size of frying pans! I seen a hawk..swoop down out of the sky and scratch a man's eyes out!"
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