Favorite Movie quotes

Lloyd:  "That's a lovely accent you have.  New Jersey?"

Dumb and Dumber, Jim Carrey

"If anything in this life is certain...if history has taught us anything...it's that you can kill anybody."

Al Pacino as Michael Corleone in The Godfather Part II 

ok last one,

Ash: Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

- Army of Darkness

Spartan King Leonidas: Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!

Gerald Butler-300

"I hate snakes"

Indiana Jones

I personally connect to this one.

Smokey: Why you not goin' to work?
Craig Jones: I got fired yesterday.
Smokey: No s h i t? I thought you had the day off yesterday.
Craig Jones: I did. I went in to pick up my check, came home, my supervisor called me about four o'clock, told me he got me on tape stealing boxes.
Smokey: The f u c k you stealing boxes for? What you trying to build, a clubhouse?

Fiday-Chris Tucker and Ice Cube

King of Swamp Castle: <q sti8y="0" idtre="0"> You only killed the bride's father, you know.</q>
Sir Lancelot: <q sti8y="0" idtre="0"> Well, I didn't mean to.</q>
King of Swamp Castle: <q sti8y="0" idtre="0"> Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head.</q>
Sir Lancelot: <q sti8y="0" idtre="0"> Oh dear... is he all right?</q>

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Classic stuff there.

This is no longer vacation. It's a quest, a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're gonna have so much f---ing fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our god damn smiles. You'll be whistling zippity do da out of your a--holes.

Clark W. Griswald