Favorite Movie quotes

"Join me and together we could rule the universe as father and son".

 "I'll never joing you!"

#1 Super Villian of all time - Darth Vader (dont know who is under the costume)

Mark Hamil as Young Luke Skywalker.

"Do you know who I am? I'M MOE GREENE! I made my bones when you were bangin' cheerleaders!"

Alex Rocco from the Godfather.

Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Why you doin' this, Doc?
Doc Holliday: Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday: ...I don't.

-Tombstone

Connor, Murphy: And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili
[Guns Cock]
Connor, Murphy: Spiritus Sancti.

Boondock Saints  actors Sean Patrick Flannery and Norman Reedus

Chaos

The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in.

The Newscaster in Kentucky Fried Movie

That should go:

The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in.  More at eleven

"Hey Old Timer... These balloons blow up into funny shapes?'

"Well... If you think circular is funny."

-- "RAISING ARIZONA"

Pancho Barnes: I tell you, we got two categories of pilots around here. We got your prime pilots that get all the hot planes, and we got your pud-knockers who dream about getting the hot planes. Now what are you two pud-knockers gonna have? Huh?

- The Right Stuff

Mclovin??????

seth rogan - superbad