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Supercharger509 Reputation:99 Level:Superstar Since:Dec 26, 2006
	March 27, 2008 1:09 pm Score: 96
	Yeh, I hear Hillary urinates standing up too. Those pant suits have emergency hatches?
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JudgementDay Reputation:97 Level:Superstar Since:Jun 23, 2007
	March 27, 2008 1:14 pm Score: 95
	I, myself, am both attractive and dangerous simultaneously, but was unaware that I presented a nuisance. Your sage advice on this matter entitles you to strong consideration for one of the 72 lawyer positions. If you file your application, fee, and essay by the deadline, you could be one of my Guest Workers tomorrow. Best wishes. The Boss.
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SGTPIV Reputation:99 Level:Superstar Since:Jan 30, 2008
	March 27, 2008 1:16 pm Score: 88
	Yes! Howdy neighbor I will ship those out to you via private chinook! Let me know if you need help with the hiring process I was a little suspicious of SC's eagerness for that sheet stain removal job your ~~neigh~~ allie
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JudgementDay Reputation:97 Level:Superstar Since:Jun 23, 2007
	March 27, 2008 1:25 pm Score: 95
	No, the pantsuits do not have emergency hatches, but they do have elastic waistbands.
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Supercharger509 Reputation:99 Level:Superstar Since:Dec 26, 2006
	March 27, 2008 1:28 pm Score: 95
	but they do have elastic waistbandsor in Hillarys case- a zipper.
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JudgementDay Reputation:97 Level:Superstar Since:Jun 23, 2007
	March 27, 2008 1:31 pm Score: 94
	509's application and essay will definitely require careful scrutiny. I intend to have all of my Guest Workers fully vetted. We will need to be strongly vigilant even after the assassins have been hired. Actually, with all the magazine hawkers about, I may need one or more gravediggers.
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jcharris1963 Reputation:97 Level:Superstar Since:Jul 26, 2007
	March 27, 2008 1:33 pm Score: 93
	Does anyone know where I can get some swimming goggles? I am trying to specialize...underwater/undercover ~~Fed~~ ...uh...vacuum salesman.
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ChesterPres Reputation:94 Level:All-Star Since:Mar 7, 2008
	March 27, 2008 1:37 pm Score: 39
	If you file your application, fee, and essay by the deadline, you could be one of my Guest Workers tomorrow.According to my rate schedule, my advice would have been charged to a client in the amount of $450.00. Consider the extra $200 in free advice to be on the house. That should take care of the application fee, no?
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Supercharger509 Reputation:99 Level:Superstar Since:Dec 26, 2006
	March 27, 2008 1:41 pm Score: 96
	Does anyone know where I can get some swimming goggles? I would have no problem giving up my Creature from the Black Lagoon goggles jcharris, but I will need them tonight as I drink myself into oblivion in honor of March Madness. Wait a minute..........those are my DRINKING goggles.......... the swimming goggles will be sent Fed-Ex ASAP.
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Supercharger509 Reputation:99 Level:Superstar Since:Dec 26, 2006
	March 27, 2008 1:43 pm Score: 96
	I was a little suspicious of SC's eagerness for that sheet stain removal jobAll of the other positions offered at JD's compound I am overqualified for.
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