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totlbstrd Reputation:95 Level:Superstar Since:Apr 7, 2007
	March 29, 2008 3:43 pm Score: 91
	I like the avatar Supercharger. It stands to reason that our savior would love beer. What smart man doesn't love a good beer!!! As Ben Franklin said (another smart man), beer is proof that the good lord loves us.
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Supercharger509 Reputation:99 Level:Superstar Since:Dec 26, 2006
	March 29, 2008 4:01 pm Score: 96
	I like the avatar Supercharger. It stands to reason that our savior would love beer. Amen totlbstrd. I think once he realized that beer doesn't give you that brain-swelling hangover that wine gives you- he went over to the Barley and Hops.
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JudgementDay Reputation:97 Level:Superstar Since:Jun 23, 2007
	March 29, 2008 7:06 pm Score: 95
	I think that if he hadn't died so young, he would have ultimately gone over to Everclear and aviation fuel, in his infinite wisdom.
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Supercharger509 Reputation:99 Level:Superstar Since:Dec 26, 2006
	March 29, 2008 7:19 pm Score: 98
	Everclear I still remember my first introduction to this liquid destruction. I was in the back seat of my friends VW Bug and I saw the skull and cross bones on the label and just had to try a swig. As quick as it went down is as quick as it came back up. We ended up mixing it with Mountain Dew ( Eva- Dews) and it was melting the plastic cups. The liver has to work overtime to rid the body of this toxin.
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JudgementDay Reputation:97 Level:Superstar Since:Jun 23, 2007
	March 29, 2008 7:25 pm Score: 95
	I have a catheter set up into my carotid artery so as to permit direct injection into what was my brain.
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dedhedjc Reputation:99 Level:Superstar Since:Aug 10, 2006
	March 29, 2008 7:42 pm Score: 93
	The fence was down so I just walked in.
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JudgementDay Reputation:97 Level:Superstar Since:Jun 23, 2007
	March 29, 2008 7:45 pm Score: 94
	That's what they all say. Luckily for you, I heard you whistling Uncle John's Band. If you are a wandering menstrual, you are welcome.
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dedhedjc Reputation:99 Level:Superstar Since:Aug 10, 2006
	March 29, 2008 8:01 pm Score: 95
	Thank you, as soon as I gather enough mushrooms for my omelet I will whistle my way out and fix the fence.
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JudgementDay Reputation:97 Level:Superstar Since:Jun 23, 2007
	March 29, 2008 8:17 pm Score: 95
	And thank you very much for the entertainment, sir. From the mushrooms you've chosen, I am sure your omelet will be "fantastic." Take this card with you when you depart. Should you ever wish to return, it will guarantee safe passage through the mine fields, and prevent the sentries from making a grave mistake.
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Supercharger509 Reputation:99 Level:Superstar Since:Dec 26, 2006
	March 29, 2008 8:26 pm Score: 96
	JD, as I was making my way down the dirt road I passed a guy who looked very familiar. He was barefoot and wearing a die-tyed shirt. He had a full beard and a pair of John Lennon sun glasses. Anyway, he dropped this VHS tape out of his pocket- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EoQ3GkH4Zc&feature=related.
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