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Since:Sep 15, 2006

March 25, 2008 10:52 am

A little humor to laugh at ourselves:

A lady in Iowa City calls 911. Hysterically, she says, "Someone's just broke into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!" The police officer says, "We're really busy at the moment. Just get the guys jersey number and we'll get back to you."
 
Q: What is the Hawkeye coaches biggest concern?
A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
 
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Iowa City?
A: A huddle
 
Q: Four Hawk players in a car, who's driving?
A: The police

Q: Why can't most of the Hawk players get into a
huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
 
The Hawkeye team has adopted a new Honor System.
Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor.

The Hawks had a 6-6 season last year.
6 Arrests, 6 convictions.

Q: How will the Hawks spend the first week of Spring Training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights


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Since:Dec 4, 2007

March 28, 2008 11:54 pm
I heard a lot of these jokes about Nebraska back in the mid-late 90s when Lawrence Phillips and company were there.

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Since:Aug 27, 2006

March 29, 2008 11:52 am
I like the joke about Ferentz's house gettin egged.  The police said that the guy who did it missed a couple over the top of the house, 1 egg wide to each side, and dropped 3 of them on the ground as he was getting ready to throw them, which means only 5 eggs actually hit the house.  The police have announced that Jake Christensen will be brought in immediately for questioning.

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Since:Mar 6, 2007

March 29, 2008 3:42 pm

LOL! He must have been about 5 yards away from the house then.

siiiiiigh


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Since:Sep 19, 2006

March 31, 2008 8:09 pm
Don't forget the second dozen that was dropped near the bush in the front yard because he turned the wrong way to run when he heard the police coming and fell down.

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Since:Mar 22, 2008

April 3, 2008 5:58 am

Haha. Man, I suck for laughing so hard at those.


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April 9, 2008 5:30 pm
At least none of the players are pulling knives on their own teammates. (COUGH! COUGH PSU! PSU!)