HELP....gonna call in sick Thurs, need excuse !

use the "D" word, they never question that one, you could add "uncontrollable" for good measure............

another proven one is projectile vomitting.............or a combination of the two.............

good luck.............

well, can't do the wife/kids thing , cuz i'm single.

can't do the 'good friday' thing , cuz i'm jewish.

so i guess that leaves explosive diarrhea as the winner

thanks guys...

hey willroast....

sorry--can't help ya this year, but in the future i will suggest you buy the USA Today on Monday before the Tourney---they have extensive coverage on the Tourney--a special March Madness insert that includes a paragraph or two on all the tourney teams, along with assorted stats on team's tourney histories, past seeding results, etc...and of course, it is a hard copy....

Tell your boss that your taking the day off... I'm sure about 30 other employees will do it too.(Depending on where you work)

Hey, I like your idea, Unfortunately, I just had one so my office would never believe that again.  Please add me as a fovorite as we will see each other on the Cubs boards.  Thanks,

Greg 

I ran out of gas.  I goat a flat tire.. I .. uh.. didnt' have a change for a cab fare.  I left my tux at the cleaners!  I locked my keys in the car.  An old friend came into town.  Someone stole my car.  There was an earthquake. . .  a terrible flood.  It wassn't my fault.  I swear to God.  LOCUSTS

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Got the Directv and MMOD on overdrive right now

YES!!