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CNN.com reports a man by the name of Kent Couch took off from Oregon in hopes of making it to Idaho, this week. So. What’s so abnormal about that, you may ask. Seriously, ask it. I’m listening.
The answer to that question now ringing across America is…he’s in a lawn chair attached to 150 helium filled party balloons!
This is actually his third try. He’s never reached his complete goal of making it to Idaho. But I ask, why that state? Maybe it’s just me, but I’ve never been able to make such a bold claim as “I-da-ho.” Come on, man! This is America! You-da-ho!
Said Couch:
If I had the time and money and people, I’d do this every weekend
And if you had brains you wouldn’t do this at all, Kent. Have you ever wondered why you don’t have “money” and “people”, Kent? I’m seeing a correlation.
*Oh, and by the way…you are one lucky duck, Mr. Couch. I’m green (not literally) with envy*