Eric Kay

I know talking about one's Fantasy team is like looking at somebody else's vacation photos, but something has to be said about Kevin Youkilis, and what he did to my team.

The Yook hit:

• Five home runs (more than my entire team)
• Drove in 10 RBI (more than half of my 19)
• Scored eight times (more than a third of my 21)
• And the most insulting: he stole a base (a third of my total of 3)

Kevin Youkilis has 11 career stolen bases in five seasons. In other words, he averages around 2.2 per. I had the honor of experiencing something that happens roughly once every 81 games.

My team isn't a bunch of schlubs, but we fell apart faster than Eric Gagne closing out at a three-run Brewers lead. Case in point, Edgar Renteria.

Here's the real stinger to my duel with editor Buzz Fagan (he of mustache fame): Our shortstop duel of my Renteria vs. his David Eckstein (injury replacement for Jimmy Rollins).

Now if there was one matchup I thought I had locked, stocked and two smoking bat barrels, it was this one. Plus, Eckstein only played one game because of injury. But Eckstein's one game was enough to best anything Renteria did all week.

Eckstein's line: 1-4, .250 BA, RBI, R, .250 OBP
Renteria's line: 0-18, R

A run. To break that down further: A = 1; run = one statistical improvement for an entire week.

I look forward to my upcoming week, where I expect the opposing team's Mark Ellis to easily outperform my Chase Utley at the second base position.

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Klick of the Day

Skeeball is one dangerous sport.

Last night's episode, "Cabin Fever," took us on two parallel journeys. We see the genesis of John Locke and we see our "we're the craziest" triumvirate of Locke, Hurley and Ben seek out Jacob's cabin, and the next Island-inspired mission.

First Locke. Like Ben, his mother went MIA after childbirth. (Ben's died during, while Locke's gave him up for adoption). Locke also entered the world three months early, and hence, became Preemy Locke. Ben popped out a bit unexpectedly too, in the woods off a highway. And from day 1, Preemy Locke was on the never-aging Richard Alpert's radar.

Who is Richard Alpert? He's the hostile from Ben's Dharma days. He's the recruiter of Juliet to Mittelos LLC. And he's now the persistent Island recruiter of John Locke.

So why doesn't Richard Albert age? After all, we’ve seen him look the same in three to four different time periods in the 20th century? A couple theories: 

• The Island's powers, when harnessed properly (The Dharma Initiative’s initiative, maybe?) serve as a fountain of youth. 
•  The Island's powers allow special residents like Ben and Alpert to hop around the world and violate the rules of space and time. 
•  He's already dead. 
•  He's