King of the jungle?

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May Scoreboard
1. Jellydonut 8
1. Strictly Butta 8
2. thefarnz 7
2. WarpedMind 7
3. Terry Tate 5
4. Smorgie @ the Y 2
4. reed8992 2
5. kmgonz0826 1
5. The Big B 1
5. LUV 2 Q 1
5. One4Favre 1
5. gtbumblebee 1
5. JLo2323 1
5. KARKARPG1STAR 1
5. neptune02780 1
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975


#1 Disney announced, recently, that it plans to remake Braveheart as a children's movie. The plot will be essentially the same, except that all the primary characters will be dressed as animals, and villain Edward Longshanks will be replaced with a computer generated talking snake, and the movie will now feature the musical numbers "He's a Scotsman, he's our man!" and "Who cares about freedom? I do!"
#2 We heard of the "Oh face", now we see the "No face".
#3 "Whoa! You weren't kidding! You did get a picture of Bob's mom tattooed on your butt! He is going to seriously bent when he finds out about this one!"
#4 Evolutionary scientists discover the missing link between tennis and ping pong.
#5 "No, no, no! Only the outfielders are supposed to "crow hop" before they throw the ball. And you're taking it way too literally!"

Big ballin' (You were expecting something else?)

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May Scoreboard
1. Jellydonut 8
1. Strictly Butta 8
2. thefarnz 6
2. WarpedMind 6
3. Terry Tate 5
4. Smorgie @ the Y 2
5. kmgonz0826 1
5. LUV 2 Q 1
5. One4Favre 1
5. gtbumblebee 1
5. JLo2323 1
5. neptune02780 1
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975


#1- "Yeah, Chauncey... For the last time, that's our basket down there."
#2- Due to rumors of bribery, the 'Sistine Chapel' handshake (also known as the "finger-pound") is the only form of greeting referees are allowed to use.
#3- Like most old people, Jack loves doing the YMCA.
#4- Little known fact: Matt Harpring is actually a certified exorcist.
#5- "What now? Nothing smart to say? Yeah, Lil' Penny, you're not so tough now that you're coated in lead!"

Bikinis and boxing...

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May Scoreboard
1. Jellydonut 8
2. thefarnz 6
2. Strictly Butta 6
3. Terry Tate 5
4. WarpedMind 4
5. Smorgie @ the Y 2
6. kmgonz0826 1
6. LUV 2 Q 1
6. JLo2323 1
6. neptune02780 1
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

#1- The only place you will EVER see a woman on a scale in public.
#2- Gulliver's career as a private eye turned out to be extremely short-lived.
#3- "Man, that cotton candy is so sticky. I've got the stuff all over me"
#4- As is the Canadian custom, the two exchanged beaver pelts after the match and began praying to the Queen of England.
#5- Coming soon: Martin Lawrence stars in Big Mama at the Olympics.

Flip the bird...

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May Scoreboard
1. Jellydonut 6
2. thefarnz 5
2. Terry Tate 5
3. Strictly Butta 4
4. WarpedMind 3
5. Smorgie @ the Y 2
6. kmgonz0826 1
6. LUV 2 Q 1
6. JLo2323 1
6. neptune02780 1
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

#1- Vicious sparrow, the most feared mascot in all of sports.
#2- I got this shirt from my proctologist. Apparently, my "most valuable prostate" is the reason he drives a new Lexus.
#3- Manny reminds Miguel how a baseball bat works.
#4- In an attempt to discourage fans from running naked on to the field, Soccer officials have designed new uniforms to make streaking irrelevant.
#5- Formula 1 racers