Shuless Joe

Photo caption contest: Flip the bird

#1- After Marvin Williams was suspened for his flagrant foul on Rondo, this is the only way he could go to the games without being seen. They should have realized it was him after the mascot clotheslined Rondo on fast break.

#2- Everyone wanted to see Jack's MVP shirt. He opened his coat to show, but little do they know, it says Chris Paul on the back. He didn't want to upset his fellow Lakers fans, so he didn't show them the back.

#3- Miggy: "You call me fat? You think I'm on steriods? I'm just big boned!"
      Manny: "I didn't call you fat, I just said you and the rest of the Tigers can't hit the ball if we put it on a tee for you guys."
      Miggy: "Oh really? You'll see tonight; we're gonna win this one!"
      Manny: "Yeah right, and I'll go 0-4 and Paps blows a save. Keep dreaming fat boy, and yes, that time I did call you fat."

#4- The guys in the locker room told him the coached wanted him on the field right now. He was in the middle of changing, but they assured him the fans hadn't showed up yet. So he rushed out to talk to the coach only to find out they pulled a practical joke on him. Thank God he put on his underwear before he came out!

Photo caption contest: Flip the bird

1. Another animal with two broken forelimbs?  Boy, PETA's gonna be hopping mad now.
2. "Yeah, I do have a problem with Kobe being named MVP!"
3. "Uuuuh, Miguel, I think I've solved your batting slump.  This looks like a softball bat."
4. Illegal metal cleats can't conceal the fact that this guy isn't exactly hung like a horse.
5. Hamilton, on the other hand, is hung like by a Trojan horse.

Photo caption contest: Flip the bird

#4.  Barbara Walters allegedly also had an affair with the man pictured here, referring to him as "the whitest man she's ever been with."

#5.  Onstage actors dispute whether "hung like Einstein and smart as a horse" was the correct line for this scene.